Ratings System

The following phrases will represent ratings 1-10 respectively, 1 being the worst and 10 being the highest. I think you'll find it's far more concise and precise than most ranking systems, despite the fact that it is actually just the usually 1-10 rating system, using unwieldy sentences rather than equally informative numbers.

1. It physically hurts
2. Where did the bad man touch you?
3. Fuck you
4. I'm certainly more sad now than before
5. 'For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky'
6. I am neither disappointed nor happy, but feel slight resentment for consequently being reminded of the numbness of existence
7. This was good but the whole time I was kind of thinking about whether it was good or not rather than just losing myself in it, and consequently I feel slight resentment for being reminded of existence.
8. Bum sex, any kind
9. Oo stop it stop it don't touch me there it hurts no no do actually I like it I've just never been touched there before
10. That bit in that Regina Spektor song where she goes 'with sticky-y-y little finger-er-er-er-er-ers'

Any comments and particularly advisement on this ranking system would be much appreciated, thank you